Chris Colfer (source: The Wall Street Journal)
He walks around quoting motherfucking Machiavelli.
I. COMPLETELY. AND. UTTERLY. CAN. NOT. EVEN.
Idris Elba. With a puppy. And cupcakes.
Okay, we’ve reached the apotheosis of the internet. everyone else go home.
I’ve wanted to write since I was 10
This is quite possibly the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen.
“I know you said you identify yourself with both Alex and Conner in different ways… but which character overall do you most associate yourself with?”
i’m so fucking happy i was shaking the whole time. this is what happened.
Me: Hi again!
Chris: (giggles) Hi! How are you, honey?
Me: I feel like Alex when she’s like with the queens and the kings and all that. It’s just surreal.
Chris: Oh! (giggles again) Thank you so much!
Me: Can I hold your hand? Because I want to tell you something important.
Chris: Sure! Go ahead.
Me: (I grabbed his hand with both of my hands and look at his eyes) You are NOT an ugly duckling. You are not.
Chris: (Blushes and laughs, cutie pie)
Me: You are a swan, you have been a swan for a LONG time. You are just beautiful.
Chris: (Laughs and blushes even harder) Thank you so much! (At this point like he puts his hand over mine)
Me: I don’t know which mirror you’re looking yourself at.
Chris: I should get a new mirror!
Me: Yeah, the mirror of thruth.
Chris: Oh god! You’re so sweet! Thank you so much, sweetie!
Me: I’m just honest. I love you.
Chris: Thank you so much!
Me: No, thank YOU. I’ll see you later.
And he waves at me and he’s such a cute pie cupcake sunshine rainbow cupcake of my heart.
So, I sang to make sure we had a bag to send to T with her book and then C made a balloon animal to get a bag for me. Sharing is caring! Books & Co wins for keeping us entertained!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
FYI McKinley dead ends into a tree and a gravel driveway. Which is in no way a metaphor.
Totally pulled over to capture this amazingness. Please note street name.
There is so much awesome to this, I don’t even know where to start.
THE OHIO PERFORMING ARTS INSTITUTE IS AT THE CROSS STREETS OF McKINLEY AND HIGH!!! WAT???????????
Christopher, i think you should wait until you’re done with elementary school before worrying about being a failed writer
— Ashley Fink on hers and Chris Colfer’s cat (via fifionline)
CORONER’S REPORT — CAUSE OF DEATH: Chris Colfer
Y’all know exactly why.