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Chris Colfer (source: The Wall Street Journal)
He walks around quoting motherfucking Machiavelli.
I. COMPLETELY. AND. UTTERLY. CAN. NOT. EVEN.
Idris Elba. With a puppy. And cupcakes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Okay, we’ve reached the apotheosis of the internet. everyone else go home.
I’ve wanted to write since I was 10
This is quite possibly the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen.
(Source: elixgleek)
“I know you said you identify yourself with both Alex and Conner in different ways… but which character overall do you most associate yourself with?”
(Source: tylerbrunsman)
i’m so fucking happy i was shaking the whole time. this is what happened.
Me: Hi again!
Chris: (giggles) Hi! How are you, honey?
Me: I feel like Alex when she’s like with the queens and the kings and all that. It’s just surreal.
Chris: Oh! (giggles again) Thank you so much!
Me: Can I hold your hand? Because I want to tell you something important.
Chris: Sure! Go ahead.
Me: (I grabbed his hand with both of my hands and look at his eyes) You are NOT an ugly duckling. You are not.
Chris: (Blushes and laughs, cutie pie)
Me: You are a swan, you have been a swan for a LONG time. You are just beautiful.
Chris: (Laughs and blushes even harder) Thank you so much! (At this point like he puts his hand over mine)
Me: I don’t know which mirror you’re looking yourself at.
Chris: I should get a new mirror!
Me: Yeah, the mirror of thruth.
Chris: Oh god! You’re so sweet! Thank you so much, sweetie!
Me: I’m just honest. I love you.
Chris: Thank you so much!
Me: No, thank YOU. I’ll see you later.
And he waves at me and he’s such a cute pie cupcake sunshine rainbow cupcake of my heart.
(Source: eatmyprimadonna)
So, I sang to make sure we had a bag to send to T with her book and then C made a balloon animal to get a bag for me. Sharing is caring! Books & Co wins for keeping us entertained!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
FYI McKinley dead ends into a tree and a gravel driveway. Which is in no way a metaphor.Totally pulled over to capture this amazingness. Please note street name.
There is so much awesome to this, I don’t even know where to start.
THE OHIO PERFORMING ARTS INSTITUTE IS AT THE CROSS STREETS OF McKINLEY AND HIGH!!! WAT???????????
Christopher, i think you should wait until you’re done with elementary school before worrying about being a failed writer
(Source: ryderlynn)
— Ashley Fink on hers and Chris Colfer’s cat (via fifionline)
CORONER’S REPORT — CAUSE OF DEATH: Chris Colfer
Y’all know exactly why.
(And just in case you dont… I can’t even reblog right now because I’m dead.)
